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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2015-07-02 08:33 pm

[ SECRET POST #3102 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3102 ⌋

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[Zack and Miri Make a Porno]


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[Steven Universe]


[House MD]


[Blazing Saddles]


[My Love Story]


[Gordon Ramsay, Kitchen Nightmares]


[Robert Vaughn, Jack Lemmon, William Shatner]




[Death Note]


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[personal profile] fscom 2015-07-03 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Steven Universe]

(Anonymous) 2015-07-03 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
This doesn't fall under the "I ship it" failbar?

(Anonymous) 2015-07-03 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen so many people express complete disgust for this pairing on tumblr, even saying it's worse than the abusive Jasper ships, and I'm just super confused by that. I don't ship this at all, but it seems harmless?

(Anonymous) 2015-07-03 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's because if you don't think that Pearl is 100% (and I mean 100%) gay, then you're an oppressive shitlord etc. etc.
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[personal profile] diet_poison 2015-07-03 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
...but she's a GENDERLESS ROCK

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[personal profile] erinptah 2015-07-03 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
My first exposure to the ship was through someone (maybe multiple someones?) talking about how Pearl needs to Get Over Her Issues With [human] Men, and having sex with a dude is an important step in that process. Which plays into a lot of really ugly anti-gay/lesbian sentiment. If people were just squeeing over the characters' dynamic, that would be one thing, but I've never seen that =/

Meanwhile, all the Jasper/Lapis (for example) shippers I've seen are going "yeah, this is terrible/abusive/messed up, that's the whole point." Not "they will have wonderful fluffy sex that will cure all their issues."

(Anonymous) 2015-07-03 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
just assume tumblr doesn't know what it's talking about, it the only way to deal with fandom there

(Anonymous) 2015-07-03 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Can somebody please tell me why this is worse than Rose Quartz / Greg Universe?


(Anonymous) 2015-07-03 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
it's because they want pearl to be a perfect super lesbian, and irl dudes who perv on lesbians are rude af

whereas Rose/Greg is canon so like, what can you do

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[personal profile] diet_poison 2015-07-03 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Mayor Dewey is such a turd, lol.

I don't see it, at all, but I bet it'd make a great crack ship. I'll give it a shot though if you have any good recs?

(Anonymous) 2015-07-03 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, I love Mayor Dewey (even though he's a bit of a doof). I thought the episode about him and his son was really cute
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[personal profile] diet_poison 2015-07-03 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
oh I definitely think he's amusing! I wasn't trying to be antagonistic with my comment. He's an adorable turd, in the context of cartoon logic.

(Anonymous) 2015-07-03 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think Pearl would date a human. She seems to have issues but hey ship away.

(Anonymous) 2015-07-06 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I don't think she could handle having another partner who she knows is going to die. Her anxiety issues leave her shaky enough as it is.