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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2015-10-22 06:52 pm

[ SECRET POST #3214 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3214 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Lady Gaga, American Horror Story: Hotel]


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[Two Fat Ladies]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 009 secrets from Secret Submission Post #459.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
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F!S Throwback Thursday: The Half-Assed Edition

[personal profile] thursday_anon 2015-10-23 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't have time to put together a proper post this week, but here's some Harry Potter wank I bookmarked years ago. (HP wank never gets old, right? Right!)

And Now for Something Completely Different
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Re: F!S Throwback Thursday: The Half-Assed Edition

[personal profile] diet_poison 2015-10-23 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
lol @ that second thing. that was great.

(haven't read the first thing yet.)
elaminator: (Legend of the Seeker - Kahlan (crouch))

Re: F!S Throwback Thursday: The Half-Assed Edition

[personal profile] elaminator 2015-10-23 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
I love (and am immensely attracted to) Kahlan and I love porn so those two things should go together but holy god they managed to fuck that up tremendously. I couldn't read past the second paragraph.

Re: F!S Throwback Thursday: The Half-Assed Edition

(Anonymous) 2015-10-23 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
But you have to admit, it's a spot-on parody of Goodkind's writing!
elaminator: (Legend of the Seeker - Kahlan (turn))

Re: F!S Throwback Thursday: The Half-Assed Edition

[personal profile] elaminator 2015-10-23 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't actually read the books! Just watched Legend of the Seeker.

I considered it after watching and loving the show but I had heard bad things about the writing, and some fucked up things about where the characters went and so decided against it.

If the writing is anywhere near that bad I dodged a bullet.

Re: F!S Throwback Thursday: The Half-Assed Edition

(Anonymous) 2015-10-23 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
AYRT

Oh yes, you definitely dodged a bullet. A creepy, Objectivism-shaped bullet. The show is better than the books in every conceivable way, and I say this as someone who's a total snob when it comes to movie/TV adaptations of books.

Having said that, if you ever need a laugh you might want to read this wonderful excerpt from from the fifth book:

http://news.ansible.uk/a233supp.html

Kahlan vs. Evil Chicken. No, really!
elaminator: (Legend of the Seeker: Kahlan - Smile)

Re: F!S Throwback Thursday: The Half-Assed Edition

[personal profile] elaminator 2015-10-23 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Objectivism-shaped bullet

Really? Okay, hadn't heard that bit, but that's all the more reason to not have anything to do with the books.

I had heard of Kahlan vs. Evil Chicken, but I had not read it! I'm sorry, I only read the first paragraph and skimmed the rest. The writing...I can't. I can't do it. ("Slow chicken cackle", really? I've read badfic less embarrassing than this.)

I like to think I have a sense of humor, but this is just sad and laughable. (Seemingly unintentionally so.)