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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2017-03-20 06:38 pm

[ SECRET POST #3729 ]

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[personal profile] sarillia 2017-03-20 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, please. I love butch!Kristen Stewart.

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course you want it. I want it. Everyone with any damn sense in their heads wants it, because it'd be amazing, and move the universe on to a new plane of existence. I have to assume that the only reason Hollywood refuses to make it is part of some unknown Machiavellian plot.

In all seriousness, though, God I want to watch that movie.

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
What skit is this? I assume it's from SNL?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)

There's a recurring series of sketches that parodies Totino's Pizza Roll commercials, where you have The Guys watching The Game while The Wife (played by Vanessa Bayer) makes Totino's Pizza Rolls in the kitchen. Except in this one Kristen Stewart turns up and totally makes it with Vanessa Bayer. S a good sketch.

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It's REALLY funny.

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)

Going to look that up now. Thanks for the info!
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[personal profile] ceebeegee 2017-03-22 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's SO fucking funny. And, NGL, pretty hot, even with the terrible wig. KStew nails it (pun not intended).

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I want that whole skit made into a feature length movie. That few minutes had more depth and feeling then most of the box office crap. I want them to have a long drawn out affair while we are all wondering if the wife will leave her husband for Sabine.

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
On the other hand, isn't that already the plot of approximately 40% of all lesbian movies?
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[personal profile] philstar22 2017-03-20 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what this is from, but suddenly Stewart is really, really hot.
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[personal profile] bur 2017-03-20 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That was my thought. It's unsettling.

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally agree, although I would change some of it to make Stewart's Edward less stalker-y

If KStew is playing Edward, than who should play Bella?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-21 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Saoirse Ronan? Chloë Grace Moretz?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-21 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
i have never been attracted to someone as much as i am to un-closeted kristen stewart. don't get me wrong she's always been beautiful but right now i would unironically enjoy a scene of her standing half naked in the sunlight glittering while talking about what a monster she is

(Anonymous) 2017-03-21 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really enjoying all the Kristen Stewart love in this thread.

I've always liked her and thought she was good looking, but since she came out of the closet I like her even more, and lesbian chic is a great look on her.

(Yes, I know there are straight women who dress like her and gay women who dress nothing like her. I just can't really think how else to describe her look, especially because I feel like lesbian chic is what she's actively going for right now. And she's killing it.)
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[personal profile] were_lemur 2017-03-21 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'd never seen that but now? WANT!