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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2017-03-20 06:38 pm

[ SECRET POST #3729 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3729 ⌋

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[personal profile] fscom 2017-03-20 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
General comments:

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If your life was a movie, what kind of a movie would it be?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
And who would you like to play you?

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Re: If your life was a movie, what kind of a movie would it be?

[personal profile] kaijinscendre 2017-03-20 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It'd be one of those slice of life movies. Super boring except for people in the same age range who totally get it. It would have a great soundtrack.

Young Frances McDormand would play me.

Re: If your life was a movie, what kind of a movie would it be?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
A dramedy starring Drew Barrymore.
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[personal profile] morieris 2017-03-20 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Something akin to Moon, where I'm in space and left alone.

Re: If your life was a movie, what kind of a movie would it be?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Nobody plays me but me, damn it.

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(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
it would be co-directed by Woody Allen and David Lynch. I don't know who would play me because I'm not good-looking, though, and ugly actresses are an endangered species.

Re: If your life was a movie, what kind of a movie would it be?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be one of those wrenching dramas I hate to watch! You know the kind, where everything's horrible for most of the movie but the hero watches a sunset and decides to keep living, and you're in tears and emotionally battered by the time it ends, and think "Wtf did I watch that?"

Re: If your life was a movie, what kind of a movie would it be?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be a slice of life anime, at least, it would seem like a slice of life for the first fifteen minutes.

Then all that changed when the Fire Nation attacked
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Re: If your life was a movie, what kind of a movie would it be?

[personal profile] kallanda_lee 2017-03-20 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
A drama

Alternatively, a really weird version of a realistic Marvel origin story without actual superpowers.

To play me - I guess Eva Green.Or Cara Delevingne.

Maisie Williams for young me.

Re: If your life was a movie, what kind of a movie would it be?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-21 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
A horror comedy starring Margaret Cho.
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[personal profile] dahli 2017-03-21 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
A dark slice of life dramedy where people break into song and dancing at inappropriate times.

Re: If your life was a movie, what kind of a movie would it be?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-21 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
A Don McKellar film, based on an Ann-Marie MacDonald book, directed by David Lynch, only several orders of magnitude weirder. So basically Highway 66/Last Night meets The Lotus Eaters with a little bit of Whale Music and eXistenz thrown in for good measure.

....I may have issues. But it would be one helluva film!
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Re: If your life was a movie, what kind of a movie would it be?

[personal profile] dani_phantasma 2017-03-21 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'd want it to be a cartoon (and more of a serial thing than a movie), but an adult aimed cartoon that deals well with serious stuff from time to time. While still being funny. Like Bob's Burgers.

I dunno who I'd want to play me. Whoever does the best job I guess. Also no "Hollywood pudgy" either do the thing the right way or not at all.

Re: If your life was a movie, what kind of a movie would it be?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-21 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
A cross between Ghost World and American Beauty, with Thora Birch playing a combo of her characters from those two movies.

What do you keep buying or doing... despite knowing it sucks?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Like, is there a certain food you always buy, even though every time you eat it, it disappoints you? Do you keep renewing gym memberships despite never going? Do you keep going to a particular pub despite knowing it always sucks?

Re: What do you keep buying or doing... despite knowing it sucks?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I frequently buy store-bought sushi rolls. Despite knowing it's going to be a tasteless glob of disappointment. Sometimes I just really want sushi and I figure if I get the "spiciest" looking spicy california roll or whatever it is they have, it might not make me so sad. It always makes me so sad.

I actually make pretty good homemade sushi rolls, but my local supermarket suddenly stopped carrying nori. Now back to this awful cycle of Trader Joe's sushi, yuuuck.

Re: What do you keep buying or doing... despite knowing it sucks?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Every once in a while I get in the mood for an Oreo, because my brain convinces me that they're much better than they actually are. Then I get disappointed because the filling is disgustingly sweet and the cookie part is bland and turns into gross black paste that gets stuck between my teeth.

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Re: What do you keep buying or doing... despite knowing it sucks?

[personal profile] randomdrops 2017-03-20 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I have finally, FINALLY, stopped automatically buying Macintosh apples at the store, forever hopeful that they would be the good ones of my former home state. I kept buying them knowing they were disappointing, but secretly holding out home that this apple would be the apple I want.

Currently eating a Gala apple and meh, it's okay.

Singers Who Aren't Good At Singing

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
But who you like for some other thing that they are good at.

Inspired by #2, obviously, but there's a long history of people who aren't great at singing, or have very distinctive and non-classical voices. Who are your faves? What do you like about them?

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The laptop is re buggered

[personal profile] thewakokid 2017-03-20 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Meaning it's back to the shop with it and for the time being would have solid reliable access to you fine people. Some people yesterday expressed that the wood have appreciated a heads up presumably so they have time to grieve my loss.

Fear not however I will be here pretty much every day regardless - what the f*** else am I gonna do with my time - I just won't be able to respond terribly easily. Touch screen is too small for my Frankenstein's monster sized fingers and the speech typing on this wonderful little tablet apparently feels the need to censor the word f***. S*** piss f*** c*** c********* m*********** tits fart turd and Twatt. That's not how you spell twatt but good effort. also isn't c********* two words? The same with m*********** actually.

Anyway that's it. Toodaloo.

Farewell and adieu to you fandom secrets.
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For all those who say you can never go home again.......

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Welp. It's probably been five years since I last hit up FS. I thought surely it couldn't still be running! But here you all are....I'm torn between feeling warm fuzzies, or a vague horror, that I'm so attached to this place LOL.

So! What'd I miss?

What are your favorite themes and tropes...

(Anonymous) 2017-03-20 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
to read when you want to feel happy?

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What is something that people get mad about that you don't understand?

(Anonymous) 2017-03-21 12:13 am (UTC)(link)