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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2017-05-12 06:38 pm

[ SECRET POST #3782 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3782 ⌋

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[Lord of the Rings, Glorfindel]




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(Anonymous) 2017-05-13 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
He retires in the book. That's the whole pretense for him leaving his home. So, he should look like a retiree.
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[personal profile] deird1 2017-05-13 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
He's only been of age for about 13 years...

(Anonymous) 2017-05-13 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Er... do you mean Bilbo? Frodo doesn't retire in LOTR. He's just come of age.

(Anonymous) 2017-05-13 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't even have anything to retire from, he's a country squire living on settled wealth in a totally pre-industrial idyllic pastoral society

The whole concept of retirement is totally alien to the shire

(Anonymous) 2017-05-13 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
nayrt but LOL, this is a good point. I look at the life a typical hobbit leads and think fuck, THAT is what I want to retire to...

(Anonymous) 2017-05-13 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Not to mention that hobbits don't age the same way that humans do, and that possession of the One Ring slows aging down to an idiot halt.