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[ SECRET POST #2201 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2201 ⌋

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[Monty Python]

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[Umineko no Naku Koro Ni]

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09. [SPOILERS for Arkham City]

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13. [WARNING for rape]

[Skyfall]

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Thanks for the advice, OP~!

Er...play Dishonored, watch the season premiere of Justified and maybe see Les Miserables.

I used to read those too, I liked them when I was a kid.

Well, I don't use Chrome so

I guess I should be IDK it annoyed me for some reason, granted that was over a year ago

I'm curious. Are these specific pants you are planning to buy or more of a general "I need pants" shopping trip?

(Not really important and not really a secret, more a tmi funny that never came up in a conversation)

I can't poop with my glasses on or my hair down. I have to take off my glasses and get my hair into a ponytail.
Thankfully, I can poop with contact lenses in... it would be quite a problem if I couldn't either.

I really liked the way this scene was framed - it begins as a classic old-bond sexy lady silhouette, but as soon as Daniel Craig steps into shot it's all about objectifying him. So even though there wasn't explicit verbal consent from her, I felt like the camera was telling us she very much expected and wanted him and I did not find it creepy.

I am sad/angry about a situation I can't change, and I don't know how to stop being sad/angry about it, but I really really need to figure out how to get over it.

There are still people who think Carlos Mencia is funny? I thought they were a myth...

I ignore an SJ stuff and refuse to reblog it. I think a lot of times people are looking wayyyy to deep into something subtle an actor does. And people also forget that celebrities are human. And when they say one tiny thing that isn't quite good, Tumblr makes it seem like they murdered a bunch of nuns while high on crack.

I suggest looking at Irish folk music. Lots of drinking songs there and a wide variety of type within the folk genre.

Thats so good to read, OP.
In my case I still need to correct to some people that Milena (my name)'s pronunciation =/= Mileena (MK's character)'s pronunciation OTL

Aw, no awkward fan art? :(

Oh and I forgot to add SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK or whatever those books were called. With the creepy illustrations that got replaced when they were recently republished

Lol, that was totally my favorite part of the secret.

Lately this show is annoying me a lot.

It's not funny anymore when we are supposed to laugh at the guys and not with them. I identify with them and feel kind of insulted sometimes, to be honest.

And that's not mentioning female characters and how they are treated.

I fully approve of your cheese related shenanigans.

"YEAH YOU USE THAT NIGGER DICK BOY!" Candie screamed.

"SHUT. UP." Grunted Jango between thrusts, as he was doing this anyway and this was harder every time he heard the man talk.

"Yo dis be some fucked up shit right here." Said Brunhilda. Who still found it kinda hot and was licking the gun Calvin had pointed at her face a little.

"Jesus bitch not you to!" Said Calvin, who was one of only two men in the room who wasn't masturbating or having sex right now.

"Yeah! You give me the pet tit wart!" Said Calvin, shooting his spunk all over the carpet and making Cora wince. She had to clean this later. Fuck.

Django didn't break pace but looked over at the man who usually helped him with this sort of thing "The hell does that mean?"

King, the other man in the room not fondling his privates, was red faced. "IT MEANS NOTHING! THAT MAN IS MURDERING A LANGUAGE AND YOU ARE SODOMIZING HIM FOR IT."

Django just looked confused "What does sodomizing mean?"

King gave a frustrated sigh "It's what you are doing to that man. Far too enthusiastically for a man supposedly forced into anything!"

"Sodomizing is fuckin a man?" Django asked. Schutlz nodded. "Okay.". He pulled out and shot over Candie's back. Billy came at this exact same moment and got a little on both these men.

Stephen just shook his head. The shit he put up with... "Goddamit Calvin, I hope you grown to like shit up you ass. Cause you gonna have to get some goddamn soap up in there after this fucked up nigger sex if you ever want Mrs Lara's tongue in there again."

Lara nodded. She was still masturbating furiously however.

"Are we done now?" Stephen deadpanned.

"Oh by the gods I pray the answer is yes. Yes!" King opined.

"Shut the fuck up German boy ain't nobody asked you and yo ass can still get shot" a cranky Stephen snapped.

"PLEASE." Schutlz actually begged. "I'm not sure I can forget this day withotu a bullet in my head."

"Yeah... we done." Calvin finally spoke, panting and leaking from both ends.

"You look entirely too proud of yourself." King said, adressing Django, who was pulling his pants back up.

Django shrugged "He said you could shake his hand, or something else. You didn't want to shake his hand."

"I was wrong. I admit it. I will shake every goddamn hand of every goddman plantation owner in the south from now on, I promise you that!"

"We'll that's just motherfucking wonderful." Stephen noted. "Now I don't know if she still even wants you or you even want her after that bullshit but take your nigger bitch and OH HELL NO." Brunhilda was deepthroating his gun and had made her own mess on the floor. Much of it was also on Stephens shoes.

"FUCK THIS BULLSHIT." And with that, Stephen ended this story.

Edited 2013-01-12 01:16 (UTC)

thank for articulating what i wanted to say, that's exactly my issue with that scene too

I can't really tell you not to. But I would suggest meeting him a couple times first in a public place? Take his pic, make sure people know where you are and who with. Use protection. etc, etc.

Little House on the Prairie - I was gifted the first two books and loved them, so I read and re-read them all.

Little Women (and I was so crazy about that book)

The Little Princess

Harry Potter

Matilda
The Witches

Nancy Drew (she's called Alice Roy in my books, ha!)

Books by the Countess of Ségur.

A Rapier for Beatrice
Swashbuckler novels

Peggy Sue and the Ghosts (a series about a girl who can see ghosts)

And a sci-fi series about a female alien who travels through time. I only own the last volume, with Joan of Arc!

*happy sigh* Thinking back, I love these books so much.

Er. I'm actually married to a Dany sim in my game and we have two kids.

I guess my date went okay. I didn't get any sex, but that's just true to life. But, you ought to bathe me. I'm tired of boob odor.

I am going to start doing this too.

See, now I like Ellen, she seems like a lovley person.

But she is POWERFULLY unfunny.

Give me Sarah Millicahn,
Give me Sarah Silverman,
Give me Tina Fay. Give me all the Tina Fays.

Sometimes I feel like the textbook definition of the perfect daughter, except slightly off. I mean I'm religious, I want in on all the religious programmes my parents manage, get good grades, don't get in trouble, drove myself to school, and while waiting for my SPM results, I got a good job as an assistant teacher at a private school. But I talk to myself all the time, I have low self esteem and I don't have friends (like seriously, I'm really bad at making friends. All my friends are fandom-based, but whenever I try to talk about non-fandom-related things, they don't reply) and that just makes me feel like the biggest failure ever. I hate it when people criticise me because I've already done my best and I don't know what else to do.

tl;dr: I hate myself what else is new on the Internet.

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