[ SECRET POST #3063 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3063 ⌋

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Comments

Why are pineapples so immoral?

[(Anonymous)]

You can just tell from the shape that they wouldn't be against committing 6 of the 7 deadly sins. And don't get me started on that green color, it put my rabbit in a strong chokehold the second it breathed it in. Now I know some you might argue that it's actually a mango, but I've looked at a fruit before without dying, so I'm very near the top in my field.

Advice and encounters with this terrifyingly real being always welcome.

Re: Why are pineapples so immoral?

[(Anonymous)]

But which sin do they not do?

Re: Why are pineapples so immoral?

[(Anonymous)]

Greed, clearly.

Re: Why are pineapples so immoral?

[(Anonymous)]

Disagreed, if it's alive and needs to suck nutrients out of the ground and is competing with other plants for sunlight, it's greedy for something.

Re: Why are pineapples so immoral?

[(Anonymous)]

If you have to ask, you've been lucky. I'd rather not inform the uninformed. They've never really been fond of that.

But if you really wish to tempt fate, go to your local supermarket after hours and you should find one.

Re: Why are pineapples so immoral?

[(Anonymous)]

Aw, I like pineapples. Mangoes stick in my teeth too much.

Re: Why are pineapples so immoral?

[(Anonymous)]

you sound so drunk

Re: Why are pineapples so immoral?

[herpymcderp]

Because they get no love. They're starved for it.

Why, back in the 1800's they cost so much to have that people would put them on a shelf and let them rot.

The pineapples just wanted to be touched. Now they're all sluts.