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[ SECRET POST #3104 ]
⌈ Secret Post #3104 ⌋
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50 Shades of Asgard part 1/?
(Anonymous) 2015-07-04 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)"OOHHH Tony SEMPAII SANNN" Steve gargled.
Tony looked around, unable to find lube, so instead, he used MOTOR OIL.
Steve cried and recited the declaration of independence as Tony shoved a wrench up his ass with motor oil. Tony laughed, taking a swig of PURE VODKA. Steve orgasmed and came and his come was apple pie flavoured. Tony licked it, "Mmm, tastes like HOME. Except not, because my father was abusive and never made apple pie." Tony cried, his eyes swimming in the ghosts of his past.
Steve embraced Tony with his manly arms and cried too.
"I NEED A DADDY STEVE. MINE WASN'T A FATHER." Tony cried, shuddering in Steve's All-American arms. "Get ready for daddy's love" Steve whispered sensually as his eyebrows wiggled with delight. Steve grabbed Babe Ruth's baseball bat. Tony's eyes widened in horror.
Since there was no lube he used APPLE PIE to grease up the bat and shoved it up Tony's ass with love. Tony let out a cry as the large wood entered his FLUTTERING ANUS.
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(Anonymous) 2015-07-04 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)Re: 50 Shades of Asgard part 1/?
This comment is like...if you snipped out the one stupid element from about 50 different Steve/Tony fics, and put those 50 stupid elements from 50 different fics all into one sex scene, this would be the result. :D
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(Anonymous) 2015-07-04 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)A-
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(Anonymous) 2015-07-04 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)Re: 50 Shades of Asgard part 1/?
IIRC from 2012, this passage is basically avengerkink in a nutshell.
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I laughed so loudly at this I woke up my dog.
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(Anonymous) 2015-07-04 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)Re: 50 Shades of Asgard part 1/?
ugh
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