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Since it was so big on Reddit for a while.

Can include things you said.

When my niece was little, she would be chattering along when suddenly she'd stop-mid sentence and say my name in an eerily low voice, like she was about to tell me something really serious. Then she'd pause for about half a minute and keep on babbling.

She also told me we were on a train together when "you were a little bigger than me," but wouldn't tell me what happened on the train.

Don't know if this counts as creepy, per se, but when I was ten, I told my mother: "I only need you to get a career I want". Out of context, it makes me sound like a little sociopath.

My godson threatened to kill my boyfriend because he 'wanted to marry me'. Yeah, we were all pretty relieved when that phase ended.

Did you marry him?

My godson? Uh... no. He was 7. I was 25. No.

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...psych unit professional? Mom used to work as a night shift psych charge nurse for 30+ yrs until retiring within the last few (because they wanted her, the woman who infects every computer she touches with malware, to teach her co-workers how to use the new software, with, of course, no additional pay; she said "fuck that, fuck you, I'm retiring") and she's used similar language.

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Asking about my pets then going "Is it dead now?"

Man 5 year olds are morbid.

They fucking are...

When I was seven, I told my best friend she'd only live to be fourteen.

I swear I was not a psychopath.

Since I used to work with very troubled, aggressive/violent kids in a sort of psychiatric foster care, I heard a lot of death threats, outrageous profanity, etc. I don't know if you'd call that creepy exactly, but the first day on the job it was a bit shocking to hear children talk like that.

Dunno if it's creepy buuuuuuuuuuut...

When I was three or four my family was watching 'Aliens' and for some bizarre reason I was allowed to watch it with them. Mom and Daddy didn't really understand the term 'age appropriate.' Anyways, after watching someone get eaten alive or maimed or something, the scene cut away to another character.

I said, "Ahhh, desert."

My father still laughs about that.

Apparently I also picked a side and cheered whenever we watched a battle scene. And in third grade I watched a documentary on torture with Mom, which she supplemented with her own knowledge. I passed on this knowledge at school the next day.

I bet that went over well with the teachers.

Does it count if it's yourself?

Once during kindergarten two kids decided they were going to grow up and marry me but we couldn't figure out how that would work and ended up supposing they'd have to fight to the death over it later on. We all agreed this was the best and most logical plan.

We were all boys. None of us ended up gay.

Huh.

I don't know whether or not to say that's adorable, or you kids were watching too much violent television. :P

My little brother when he was a preschooler iirc: "I don't think you'll die yet, Grandma." Creepy cute.

I was around 12, playing with my 4-y-o cousin in the basement of my new house. She was the least imaginative kid I've ever known, very slim chance she was making this up for a game.

We're playing in one end of the basement and she starts staring off into the far corner. Then she looks at me and says, "Did you see that?"

I say no, and she says, "There was a thing there with too many eyes, and it said, 'This is the wrong house,' and disappeared."

Weird.

I'm grasping for a logical explanation here... is it possible another cousin or sibling was goofing around, and you somehow missed it?

Lol yikes! But at least it left the house, right?

My first year at my larger school, one of the grade 4 girls walked by my desk, making a stabbing motion and whispered "Kill, kill, kill." I completely ignored what she did and no, I didn't really feel threatened--and told the remaining students (her included) to get on up to class. At the next break, I mentioned it to her teacher, who then informed me that the child had ODD as well as issues with female authority figures. I thanked him but felt like I should've been told this at the beginning of the year, not 2/3 of the way through. I had no further issues with the girl, thankfully.

When I had my yearly eval, I mentioned to the VP that it would be nice to know about kids with behaviour issues before something happened, not after. I'd prefer not to cause a kid to flip out....

According to my mom, when she found out she pregnant with me she was showing my brother pictures of when she was pregnant with him. She wanted to do everything possible to prepare him for having a baby around, she was using the pic to show, and explain what would happen.(She also bought a doll they would pretend was the new baby to help him get used to actually having a baby around. This has nothing to do with the story but I wanted to mention it because it's just such an awesome idea, and it apparently worked really well to teach him how he would have to behave around tiny, obnoxious me. It saved Mom, and Dad a ton of frustration.) Out of nowhere my brother started crying a lot, when Mom asked him what was wrong he told her he remembered what it was like in the womb, that missed being in there, and wanted to go back. It really freaked her out.

I used to work with an autistic girl. She was a sweetie, but was low functioning and had echolalia, so she'd repeat a lot of things she'd heard people say. One day, she came to school, hugged me, and whispered in my ear, "I'm gonna kill you." Her voice was naturally high, but she'd said it in a really low and chilly tone. While I was used to hearing her say odd things, this was really out of character for her and I got worried that something sinister was going on in the neighborhood, so I called her mom. The mom told me her daughter would sometimes watch TV when she couldn't sleep and all those lines were from a movie she'd been caught watching. The whole day, she kept whispering stuff like "gonna kill you", "gonna get you", and "bury you in the back" while hugging me and smiling angelically. Even though I knew she was just repeating stuff, it still freaked me out and it went on for several weeks.

It was more creepy-funny than actually creepy, but after my grandfather died, my nephew (who was about 4) was looking through pictures and said. "That's Nee!" pause "He's dead now. That means he's gone." I think my sister went overboard with the trying-to-explain-death thing and went a little too matter of fact/circle of life.

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