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[ SECRET POST #3725 ]
⌈ Secret Post #3725 ⌋
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(Eowyn from Lord of the Rings: Return of the King)
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[Clerks II]
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(Anonymous) 2017-03-16 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)(ok now that i've been a smartass: i'm with you. just let me sell magical pets to people.)
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(Anonymous) 2017-03-16 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)but lbr are any of these likely to be less difficult to survive than hogwarts? ok, granted, they don't have harry "disaster magnet" potter.
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(Anonymous) 2017-03-16 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)in the same vein, i'm really curious about the death rate at hogwarts when harry, voldemort, and dumbledore aren't around to turn that thing into murder city. they do instantly debate closing the school when the basilisk stretches its long, long body, twice. or does hogwarts have a really sketchy accident vs murder policy that makes the first type of death much, much more acceptable to the point of really not being that big a deal. and: do the other schools also teach ridiculously dangerous subjects like "touch this deadly wild animal, will you"?
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And even the more normal years at Hogwarts seem to include a lot of injuries that are considered pretty normal. When they were getting ready for the last Quidditch match in the third book, there were all these fights that broke out in the halls that sent people to the hospital wing and it seems that the teachers didn't say anything about it. Quidditch itself seems ridiculously dangerous. Two of the balls are specifically for trying to knock people off their brooms.
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It just isn't a safe place for kids!
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Honestly, attending Hogwarts seems really stressful.
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(Anonymous) 2017-03-16 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)I'd love a little magic shop too, OP! I guess it's like cafe/coffee shop fantasies. The idea sounds totally relaxing and romantic. But on the other hand, it's a customer service job. Though somehow it seems like customer service would be less important if your shop sold really valuable magical stuff in the old-fashioned wizarding world. Like, you could tell people to fuck off and leave your shop. idk
Oh yeah also I'm pretty sure that photo is from the studio tour in England, right? Totally went there... twice. That alley was the coolest part, even cooler than the Hogwarts model.
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(Anonymous) 2017-03-16 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)And same, I think even costumer service would be slightly more pleasant. On the other hand, the wizarding world has some serious issues... For instance, I'd love to tell Lucius Malfoy to take his glorious hair and shitty personality out of my shop (and take that slimey kid of yours with you, you bastard), but then he'd probably just pay off someone (like Rita Skeeter) to publish a really nasty article about me and all would be ruined. I just got way too invested, didn't I.
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I mean, I would of wanted to go to Hogwarts, but I think that everything after just sort of confuses me (like, what in the adult wizarding world do I want to do?), I would be so conflicted
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... Then I got really tempted to write a story about a witch who owns a shop in Diagon Alley and takes in what she thinks is a stray cat, but is actually a
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(b) person framed for a crime,
(c) spy, or
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and has been turned into a cat.
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