[ SECRET POST #1458 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1458 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Skins]


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[Alpha Protocol]


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[Dragon Age: Origins, Fable II, Assassin's Creed II]


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[Pocahontas]


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(Soul Eater/The Spoony Experiment)


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10.
[Brazilian Politics]


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[Parasite Eve]


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[Darkman]


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[Uncharted]


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26.
[Cyrano de Bergerac]


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[Samurai Jack, Bleach]


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[Full Metal Panic]


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30.
(The Wind in The Willows)


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31.
[Two and a Half Men]


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[TF2]


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[La planète sauvage / Fantastic Planet]


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[Black Swan]


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35.
[A:tLA]


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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ---- ]











39. [SPOILERS for Pandora Hearts]



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40. [SPOILERS for Harry Potter]



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41. [SPOILERS for Merlin]



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42. [SPOILERS for Tron: Legacy and the Flynn Lives ARG]



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43. [SPOILERS for White Collar]



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44. [SPOILERS for Dissidia 012]



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45. [SPOILERS for Supernatural]



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46. [SPOILERS for Tangled]



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47. [SPOILERS for Tangled]



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48. [SPOILERS for Misfits]












Notes:

Last day for positive secrets for the New Year's post.

New Year's: http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/611469.html?mode=reply

Regular: http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/609611.html?mode=reply

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #208.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3- not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 - hit/ship/spiration ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

18. http://i53.tinypic.com/2ldyplz.jpg

[jibu3.livejournal.com]

Looks like it's about to get...
*sunglases*
Super-de-dooper.

Wait no that doesn't sound right...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm more bothered by the spelling of 'masterbate.' I don't care if you do it with Barney, but it's MASTURBATE.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Lol irl

[nemo-de-la-meer.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. Thank you for making my day today, anon.

[rezeius.livejournal.com]

...dare I ask why?

[silvereriena.livejournal.com]

Y'know, considering the other jacking-off secrets I've seen on here, this is relatively tame.

I can't stand Barney, though. D<

[(Anonymous)]

Eh, that's not terribly uncommon. I used a tiny Pooh Bear when I was a kid. I hated Pooh anyway, so I didn't give a fuck.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I didn't actually use the doll for the act, but, um, my plush Snoopy? He was totally topping me in my childhood BDSM masturbatory fantasies. Like, ordering me to submit to filthy things under pain of punishment. Not particularly ashamed to admit it.

[gully-moe.livejournal.com]

This comment made my evening.

[heyheyitsjane.livejournal.com]

....okay then.

[(Anonymous)]

This might just be the best secret I have ever read.

[amusesme.livejournal.com]

What. I don't even. What.

[(Anonymous)]

Um... I'm the same anon who posted that "true story" in the snape wand secret thread, and now I'm pretty freaked out, because I had that same exact doll as a kid. I didn't masturbate with it, but still. Spooky.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Lol well if it makes you feel better I never owned a Snaps wand replica. :3

[lljscrawls.livejournal.com]

[dethtoll.livejournal.com]

[sairei.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

OP, you just made my day.

[missing-mile-15.livejournal.com]

(http://es.tinypic.com?ref=2qk6vt2)

[morrienymph.livejournal.com]

This may or may not be a troll secret. If not, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAAAAT? D8

OP

[(Anonymous)]

No not trolling lol

I honestly can't remember why I started. I've been using him since I was two or three though. I always feel a rush of shame and self-loathing after though, if that makes you feel better. XD

fridge horror

[jaquenerd.livejournal.com]

The fact that the doll is just sitting there, looking so happy and innocent, arms spread wide to give a person a hug just makes this secret all the worse. DX

[(Anonymous)]

Lol OP, you shouldn't feel ashamed, plenty of people use stuffed animals. I used to use my stuffed dog. Unless you use it specifically because it's Barney? haha.

[simpwhovian90.livejournal.com]

Never mind why, i think the big question is HOW?

oh wait.. are you male or female?