[ SECRET POST #2513 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2513 ⌋

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Notes:

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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 048 secrets from Secret Submission Post #359.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Games thread!

50 Shades game?

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone else ever heard of this? You take the "50 Shades of Gray" title, change the words to similar ones, and make up a summary for a book with that title.

As in:

"50 Spheals of May" - 10 years later, the former Hoenn champion has become a reclusive hoarder

Can anyone think of any others? :D

Re: 50 Shades game?

[comradesmiler]

Nothing comes with '50 cocks of gay'. Shame.

Re: 50 Shades game?

[(Anonymous)]

"50 Shapes of Clay" - The moving tale of a potter in a rural town in Southern Italy.

Re: 50 Shades game?

[greenvelvetcake]

50 Shades of Lamp

Basically the same book, but satirical. Everything terrible about it is done with a wink and a nod to the audience.

Re: 50 Shades game?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm still really glad that Fifty Shades of Gay exists.

Re: 50 Shades game?

[kallanda_lee]

Dare I ask - is it a porn flick?

Re: 50 Shades game?

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, just a gay erotica novel.

Re: 50 Shades game?

[cassandraoftroy]

50 Grades for Pay - A cash-strapped and desperate grad student finds herself mired in the dark and sordid world of black-market term papers.

Re: 50 Shades game?

[lunabee34]

Ahahahahaahahahahaaa.

Love it.

Re: 50 Shades game?

[fingalsanteater]

50 Votes of 'Nay!'- the harrowing tale of a young US House representative and the disturbing political games she must play

50 Bales of Hay - the sobering tale of a farmer during the Great Depression

50 Tuffets and Whey - Little Miss Muffet thought it was safe to sit and eat, but the spiders had other plans for her.

Re: 50 Shades game?

[(Anonymous)]

A Thousand Aides of Sleigh - The true story about Santa and the many elves behind him.

Re: 50 Shades game?

[iceyred]

50 Maids to Lay: a romantic comedy where a devilishly handsome rake makes a bet that he can bed 50 women in a month. But after 49 women he falls in love and must decide what's more important; the bet or his heart?

Re: 50 Shades game?

[(Anonymous)]

Okay that...actually sounds like something that should exist.

Re: 50 Shades game?

[iceyred]

It wouldn't surprise me if something like did exist. If it doesn't, any romance writers lurking out there, feel free to steal the idea.

Re: 50 Shades game?

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen that one... several times... But I'm sure you can still sell the script to Hollywood.

Re: 50 Shades game?

[othellia]

50 Sharks of Today - an award-wining BBC documentary narrated by David Attenborough

Re: 50 Shades game?

[(Anonymous)]

I want this.

Why doesn't this exist?

How to contact Attenborough's agent?

Re: 50 Shades game?

[(Anonymous)]

"50 Ways to Pray" - A comparative religion textbook.

"50 Leagues of Bay" - Celebrity properties on the West Coast. A coffee-table book.

"50 Words to Say" - Talkative person suddenly only has 50 words left to speak. (I feel like there's a movie like that or something).

"50 Games to Play" - A murder happens during the E3 - investigators have to play through games to hunt for clues left by the murderer in connection with those games.

Hmm, I'd atcually read that last one.