[ SECRET POST #2522 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2522 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Men in Black]


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03.
[Sleepy Hollow]


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04.
[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World]


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05.
[Kenneth Branagh and Chris Hemsworth]


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06.
[Person of Interest]


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07.
[The Listener]


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08.
[nick jonas/hawaii five-0]


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09.
[Big Bang Theory]


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10.
[The Hunger Games, Liam Hemsworth and Jennifer Lawrence]


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11.
(Major Lazer/EDM)


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12.
[Star Trek: Deep Space 9]


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13.
[The Quick and Dirty Life of Fritz Fargo]


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14.
[The Green Mile]


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15.
[Aurelio Voltaire]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 014 secrets from Secret Submission Post #360.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Games thread!

[anonymouslyyours]

You know that thing where you are never going to laugh again, just float through life a dry, empty husk simmering in pain and angst vaguely acknowledging things that once would have sparked your curiosity or amused you and then you see it... what you've been desperately searching for, the one thing that breaks through and makes you hysterical with laughter when nothing else could for no logical reason?

Yeah, share those here so we can be bemused together.

These are some of mine that at least have some explainable humor to them:

I don't know why I was reading it but I lost while trying to envision a woman saying the second paragraph of 22. Woman's Story: First Time Behind
http://www.truedirtystories.com/archive/anal-sex.shtml



idek but I was dead when I saw this in flat comments once
http://i.imgur.com/5Rr7fey.png





and this is what did it for me tonight
NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/OC5rekw.gif
I think it was the BABY tattoo

[(Anonymous)]

On more than one occasion this gif from a Super Junior concert has made me howl with laughter.

http://tinypic.com/r/mhrjpg/5

Just...the gliding.

[riddian]

I fucking love that snake gif! Makes me laugh every time.

I don't have any gifs of my own to share, but I do have a story. Once when I was having a really shitty night, I downloaded Star Wars Angry Birds II (which is a real thing, and it's fun, get off my back). There's a little-kid Anakin character in a podracer, and you can make him fly in any direction. I accidentally made him fly right off the top of the screen, and the thought of him shooting off into space forever made me laugh so hard I cried. WHOOSH.

[(Anonymous)]

HAHAHAHA! Then snake one! :)

[herpymcderp]

Jesus dat snake gif. I am still laughing.

[anonymouslyyours]

It gets better if you try and lip read what he's saying.

OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!

NOOO BALLOON COME BACK MAH BALLOOOOON!!!

WHAT A WORLD!

OH THE REPTILIANITY!

I JUST WANTED A MOUTH HUG!

OH FUCK NOT AGAIN!

WHY DOES NO ONE LOVE ME?!?

DAMN MY BITEY NATURE

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[herpymcderp]

I actually ...er... fang-read it as "AGUAGUAAAUGHLAG!"

I keep hearing it in my head. I'm still chuckling every single time.

[anonymouslyyours]

...that's exactly how it "sounded" to me at first too. O.o

[herpymcderp]

Hahahaha I wonder why that is. I don't even think snake vocal cords can do that, and yet...

[nightscale]

I find the snake cute as well as amusing, like awww little buddy don't worry it'll be alright, maybe the next balloon wont be a trap? This is a lie.

For my own I submit karate/ninja squirrel.



Idk why but Magneto casually floating past the X-wing window makes me laugh stupidly.



I was fine during the 2012 Olympic opening ceremony, then this happened and I was in fits of laughter for ages.



And this daft video that had me crying with laughter the first time I saw it. Idek.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLu0uhx_r5g

[making_excuses]

Like this?









That is all I got, at least that I can remember having in my bookmarks...

[darkmanifest]

The rest are funny, but that Bugs Bunny one is the stuff of nightmares.

[making_excuses]

Gotta take the good with the bad!

I might have messed up, yup, should have been the bookmark right over, I think?

[darkmanifest]

Now, see, that's much less terrifying!

[making_excuses]

That is what I get for not looking at the post after posting it... URLS don't really tell me anything.

[darkmanifest]

That first gif is genius. This one just destroys me every time I look at it:

[anonymouslyyours]

OH my god that .gif. I cannot tell you how long I spent laughing at every part of that .gif until I was physically ill.

[(Anonymous)]

Not to ruin your fun or anything, but I think that's actually a BAMF tattoo. Which I personally think is even more hilarious.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[anonymouslyyours]

*sporfle* You're right on both counts!

Vocaroo reading for you

[insanenoodlyguy]

Sorry I'm not a woman.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BDeVw424eL

Re: Vocaroo reading for you

[herpymcderp]

Oh dear lord. If my room mate wasn't out having a smoke that would have been awkward to explain.

Re: Vocaroo reading for you

[caecilia]

omg that accent

Re: Vocaroo reading for you

[anonymouslyyours]

Wow. When Miss Pettigrew decides to live for a day she really goes for it. O.o

Also thank you for making my night and junk.