7. Insert my usual rant about how skeptical I am about deciphering your sexuality from cartoon characters who look nothing like real people anyway--but maybe that works for you, so as long as it makes you happy, whatever. You're not hurting anyone.
But I am weirded out by the secrets declaring that Orochimaru is a transwoman. That makes no sense. If he were, he'd be going after female bodies. Now, you could argue that he's targeting Sasuke because there's no female body with that kind of power (lololol Kishimoto, although to be fair when he remembers them the girls occasionally kick ass under their own power), but that ignores the fact that all of the other bodies he's ever shown interest in have been male as well.
26. afjdlsfdjsk oh god
Sorry, that reminds me way too much of a guy who haunted an RP I was on who insisted on having Sora ignore Kairi but constantly hook up with Tifa and Lulu and Aerith because SHOTA IS HOT. Also, he had the most horrifically purple prose ever and liked to talk about his characters' "firm heart-shaped buts" alfjdsklfds
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But I am weirded out by the secrets declaring that Orochimaru is a transwoman. That makes no sense. If he were, he'd be going after female bodies. Now, you could argue that he's targeting Sasuke because there's no female body with that kind of power (lololol Kishimoto, although to be fair when he remembers them the girls occasionally kick ass under their own power), but that ignores the fact that all of the other bodies he's ever shown interest in have been male as well.
26. afjdlsfdjsk oh god
Sorry, that reminds me way too much of a guy who haunted an RP I was on who insisted on having Sora ignore Kairi but constantly hook up with Tifa and Lulu and Aerith because SHOTA IS HOT. Also, he had the most horrifically purple prose ever and liked to talk about his characters' "firm heart-shaped buts" alfjdsklfds