[ SECRET POST #027 ]

[grayout.livejournal.com]

⌈ Secret Post #027 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe.

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Notes:

Case posting for Case! :D

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 013 secrets from Secret Submission Post #004.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Friday, February 02, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: Here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[grayout.livejournal.com]

*dies* It's less the wanking for me than the fact that he's got his own leash in his hand and is looking at you over his shoulder like "oh yeah baby, I'm the sexiest thing on earth. See Spot wank. Wank, Spot, wank." oh god gahdkgjhn

[grayout.livejournal.com]

I want to see like, Cinderella 3004 -- THE RETURN OF THE SLIPPER MARTIANS or something!

[fairyfey.livejournal.com]

YES. And they're creepy!

[klytaemnestra.livejournal.com]

::snerk.::

Yay, now I'm an emo kid. Happiness.

[klytaemnestra.livejournal.com]

::Dead.:: I'm waiting on it, yanno.

Are people so uncreative these days that they have to rape old stuff that's actually liked?

[zhoutaisdayoff.livejournal.com]

Disney's losing it, I think.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE SO EMO YOU DON'T KNOW IT

YOU SECRETLY YEARN TO FEEEEEEEEEEEL and possibly cut yourself to MAKE SURE YOU STILL CANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

And then listen to uh, Fall Out Boy and cry.

[lostremnant.livejournal.com]

ok I was fine until I got to the "See Spot wank. Wank, Spot, wank." whereupon I totally lost it.

You are certifiably evil. :P

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Man, they could just ask me, I have TONS of crack ideas that probably make as much sense as Cinderella III...

[klytaemnestra.livejournal.com]

Agreed. All they churn out these days are really bad sequels and remakes.

[lostremnant.livejournal.com]

Unless they're Data...no wait, he's an android isn't he....never mind.

[klytaemnestra.livejournal.com]

Dinosaur!Bleach!

I'll have you know I had nightmares about raptors that night ... er morning.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

*dies* Randomly, that is a totally SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!! icon.

[lostremnant.livejournal.com]

And yours would probably be much more entertaining.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

The Prince snaps out of his temporary insanity and realizes OH SHIT I married some chick 'cause I got all horny at some prom. He divorces her, dates around for a while, realizes the ugly stepsisters are actually pretty funny (if only to watch), and installs them as the court jesters. Except oh man, no matter where he goes, he can't find love anywhere!! He goes on an epic quest, slays some dragons, rescues some princesses, then gets home and realizes man, he just had a shoe fetish all along.

He and the glass slipper live happily ever after.

KEYWORD PRZ.

[infringe.livejournal.com]

[zhoutaisdayoff.livejournal.com]

*claps* Bravo! Bravo!

[klytaemnestra.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Kira has taken over.

[shahni.livejournal.com]

Don't play it any further than Reeve and Vincent's first conversation and stay to watch the little bit that has Rufus and talk about him. That's the only part in DoC worth playing. ._.

Re: KEYWORD PRZ.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Only happily ever after only lasts a really short time, because WTF, didn't those slippers come from the fairy godmother anyway? So one day the slipper goes poof and the Prince is all noooooes my crystal cockholder, and he has to search out Cinderella to beg her to get her fairy godmother to make it for him again!! Only Cinderella is all FUCK YOU YOU DIVORCED ME AND LEFT ME A PENNILESS SLAVE YOU ASSHOLE!!!! and the fairy godmother pisses in his coffee.

So the prince has to go on YET ANOTHER EPIC QUEST to find some ummmm crystal smithing DWARVES that live in the uhhhh mountains with their evil leader called uhhhh... SNOW BLACK. and they're all save us from the evil wiiiitch and the prince is all will you make me a shoe then and they're like yeah sure whatever freak and he's like OKAY and he SLAYS SNOW BLACK and the dwarves are like YAY and they make him a slipper and the prince is like YAY and

everyone lives happily ever after again

[shahni.livejournal.com]

And randomly, One of the stories in Cinderella II had her mouse Jaq becoming a human to 'help' her in the castle.

I don't even want to think on the implications of that.

[infringe.livejournal.com]

... Begging your pardon? D8

Re: KEYWORD PRZ.

[infringe.livejournal.com]

... XD You win the universe.

Ten pink internets for you!

[klytaemnestra.livejournal.com]

::dead.::

[shahni.livejournal.com]

It's like it sounds. Only not but if that's the detail of the story you have to wonder where minds like ours will take it.

Jaq the mouse thinks he's 'useless' and asks Fairy Godmother to turn him human so he can 'be useful' for Cinderelly.

Yeah.

(Cinderella II was a collection of different stories about Cinderella's married life. ._. The most boring sequel I've ever seen.)