Weirdest kink: pissplay. For whatever fucked-up reason, it gets me from zero to sixty faster than anything else.

Favorite sex fantasy: varies. They tend to involve a lot of fandom characters, and my current one is "what if X was an incubus/succubus?"

Favorite fantasy: cuddlescuddlescuddles. That and "I'm a famous author on [insert talk show]."