Full disclosure: in the time since I posted the secret, I decided to actually play this. The review on Kotaku talked it up like it was an incredibly awesome game apart from the whole "students have graphic sex with teacher" thing, and I figured I should at least give it a look before hating on it. I even played the uncensored version, because if that's the version the devs originally made, that's the version I ought to play to properly evaluate what kind of game it is.

The thing is, it's perfectly written for what it is! Olga* is cute and innocent, but has a lot of hidden angst, and that's reflected in her path. Olivia* built a wall around herself to hide any weaknesses, and that's reflected in her path. And Aria . . . Aria is a rash, impulsive child, and her story reflects all three of those things, including a brain-breakingly awkward sex scene where she talks like a kid while describing how a dick feels inside her. It's one step removed from that infamous pedo scene in Firefly by Piers Anthony, and I don't even know what to say about it, since it's exactly what it tries to be.

(Also, there's an ending where Olivia fondles Aria and promises to "make her a woman" while Aria screams for someone to help her. It's supposed to be funny. Fucking Japan!)

*Side note: it confuses the hell out of me that the woman with olive-colored hair is named Olga, and the woman who reminds me of a Viking is named Olivia.