Okay so what's with all the Slutty Todd secrets? That movie SUCKED.

And holyshitJohnnyDepponlyhasoneEnglishaccent. FAIL. I wanted to KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH after such a shoddy performance. He slipped back and forth between an uninspired, grunting near-Cockney accent and his usual Jack Sparrow accent so often I forgot whom he was playing. I thought Jack went mad or something.

Also, Alan Rickman singing = NO.