I did a TOTAL double-take when I saw this secret because I'd considered making almost the EXACT same secret after I read the story. I know it's supposed to be funny and all but AC:WW is like one of my favorite games ever and I seriously couldn't play it for a good week after I read that story and I was really mad that it temporarily ruined my happy world of stupid animals in t-shirts saying stupid things.

I promise it will wear off, though! As long as you-know-who never moves into my town, I'm totally cool.