I think you're taking the secret a little too seriously if you think fandom secrets is going to start foaming at the mouth (frankly if someone did, I'd assume they were the one trolling rather than OP, just going by the usual mindset of this place). OP struck me as being silly, but possibly a bit serious in people quoting the bible without reading it. And there is bible fandom, certainly so for works like Jesus Christ Superstar and such, so it's not completely out of nowhere.

Plus, we've had similar secrets satirizing fandom/the Bible like a hundred times, it's been done.