I was talking about The Hobbit when I decided to make an account, so I ended up choosing a hobbit name for my username, and it's sort of accurate because I'm smallish and I like gardening?

But yes I have replied to a post or two as a hobbit pretending to be offended by someone hating on hobbits. I think I'm funnier than I am. It's become like when I first got chickens and couldn't stop making chicken related puns. Help me.