they aren't looking for beta work, I learned that the hard way when I dared give a few suggestions

You'd better believe it.

I know this whole secret was supposed to be a joke, but it still rings so true. Especially the bit about the canon fans being aggressively angry about other people contradicting their headcanons. Internet ship wars are nothing compared to the real life headcanon wars, which have killed thousands in my country already.

This secret is making me sad because it's so true.