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[case]

People trolling the Submissions Post:

Yes, we do know you're doing it, and we do know who. Hi there.

Here's a polite request that you stop submitting pointless, non-fandom related secrets because

A) they will not cause the wank you want with the people you want (and yes, we do know who they are, too), since they won't be posted anyway
B) it only makes it harder for the mods, who have to sort through all of them and mark them all down not!fandom or not!secret before we post
C) it will cause wank with people you do not want wank with, namely, us
D) we can probably report your IPs and usernames to LJ for premeditated organized harrassment

So, please stop. Thank you! (:

Comments

[tatooine.livejournal.com]

Appropriate icon.

[(Anonymous)]

Mine was a parody, but yeah. Get what you're saying, won't happen again!

[chedranian-girl.livejournal.com]

Oy vey. Why would they be doing something as pointless as that, when they could be sleeping, eating, trimming their toenails, or remembering that they have lives outside of the internet?

Right on, technophile. :)

[case]

No, we mean that there is a certain girl out there grudgewanking against somebody in this community, and she's getting all her friends to make stupid secrets to flood the Submissions Post. I don't know what good flooding fandomsecrets with non!fandom secrets is going to do, but hey.

Can't expect people to be logical. This is fandom after all.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, okay.

[case]

Example of the stupid:



This is kind of hilarious, maybe we should make a separate post just to mock these.

[jlarinda.livejournal.com]

Please do? D:

[inksmears]

I'm all for that.

[artemekiia.livejournal.com]

Aww, but wank is hilarious D: . Oh well, I don't want more trouble for the mods. <3 you guys!!

[artemekiia.livejournal.com]

Yeees, wank mocking, my favorite sport :D !!

[victorisham.livejournal.com]

Thirded!

[shinai.livejournal.com]

I am in full support of this idea.

[numb3r-5ev3n.livejournal.com]

We might as well, since the journalfen servers seem exceptionally robust today.

[bitchbun.livejournal.com]

hahaha@"remembering they have lives outside the internet"

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

The JF servers are ALWAYS robust!

[furious.livejournal.com]

...shit. We're supposed to have lives outside of the internet?

NO ONE TOLD ME. :(

[sarajayechan.livejournal.com]

What's that in reference to?

And I vote yes.

[fangirlism]

MOCK POST! MOCK POST!

[part-b.livejournal.com]

Mock post please?

[slowplay.livejournal.com]

What the hell does that even mean?

[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I can't stop laughing at that stupid secret. What the hell is wrong with me? XDDD

I also would love to see a mocking post.

[roko-epsilon.livejournal.com]

...Is that a Tennant dollfie in your icon? O__o

[roko-epsilon.livejournal.com]

pls2b making mock post

[typhlogirl.livejournal.com]

'the fuck is that?

And yes plz on the mock post. I need some laughs.

[randomflavor.livejournal.com]

Does This Includes me? ;_;