11 - ROFL, the funny thing is that you're completely right. They're cheesy pseudo-fantasy novels written for horny thirteen year-old vampire fangirls. Practically every character in the books is a Mary-Sue and the author doesn't even write that well. I read them last summer and got caught up in the hysteria, but now I'm just like "WTF was I thinking?!" Now I only follow it for lulz.

29 - I love US Office and all, but UK is way funnier, imo.

39 - LOL IRL at the last line. I think I love you.