32 OUR BODIES WHERE DESIGNED TO PASS A LITTLE BIT OF AIR WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MOISTURE THROUGH TWO SLABS OF HAM TO CREATE A SOUND THAT CAN'T BE MADE ANYWHERE ELSE. WE COULD HAVE EVOLVED SO THAT LITTLE PASSING OF AIR COULD HAVE CAME OUT A BURP OR THROUGH THE NOSE OR NAVEL OR WHAT HAVE YOU, BUT NO. IT COMES OUT OF THE ASS AND MAKES SOMETHING FUNNY. IF YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING WHEN SOMEONE OR YOURSELF FARTS, YOU'RE A DAMN SINNER BECAUSE FARTS ARE A BLESSING AND YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL.

I JUST FARTED NOW. IT WAS FUNNY AND LOVED IT. ARE YOU LOVING YOUR FARTS, F!S? YOU KNOW I AM!