It is the first week of a new semester. And yesterday I had a terrible throbbing headache. Eventually I had to leave my last class of the day 5 minutes early at a run, because of what I thought might be food poisoning. I got off the trolley way too many times, making beelines for the nearest bushes/trashcan, before I made it home.

And then I woke up sick, sore throat, congestion, the works. I feel like tiny gnomes are ice skating down my throat on razor blades, I can't breathe through my nose, my chest feels like a goblin made of radioactive mucus built a nest in it, and everything tastes like snot. And I have to work all weekend.

Ugh.