27. Heee. A lot of authors have done this. I think the difference is, is that those authors have talent and skill, as well as understanding of the language, where as fanfic writers typically.... don't have either.

29. Eh, it wasn't really that well written to be that OMG TEH SHOCK. It kinda made me laugh. But to each their own, I guess.

33. Get a new hobby, dear. I mean really.