30. Hello miss/mister person who I do not know. You seem interesting.

Wanna fail at keeping this secret a secret and be my friend?

I mean okay, I am really weird and odd and should be avoided cause I have a short temper of rage. And I adore slash and Usopp is my fav character and the idea of Luffy and/or Usopp getting turned female and then banged makes me happy in my pants. But if you wanna be friend how about this.

You give me a series of clues of your identity and I'll do my best to come find you!