1. I'm noticing two patterns here: Either the secret poster's friends are petty shallow twits who aren't worth keeping, or the poster has no faith in their friends and thinks the worst of everyone.

5. So many levels of fail I don't even know where to begin.

26. So rape, a violent crime, is the same thing as homosexuality, a natural human occurance? Good to know! *sits back and waits for the shredding to begin*