35.) It's helping lots more than you think; people are leaving left and right and the higher ups can't handle it. OSA (Scientology Secret Police...though their trolling efforts on the net have been hilarious) are going completely insane attempting to stop the Internets.

I can't get past the fact it's a totalitarian organization created by a mentally ill science fiction author who beat his wives, was obsessed with abortion (his own son was born through a botched abortion), who threw a blind girl in a locker and left her to die, etc....L. Ron Hubbard was completely and totally insane and a very sick man.