That is just seriously ridiculous. You're way too good for that "friend" of yours. Honestly, I can't help but hope he or she winds up with some disease that causes them to gain a crazy amount of weight. It'd be great to see if the whole "LAWL OMGGGG TEH FAT PPLz ARE GROSS EW" attitude stuck around. WORK YOUR MAGIC, KARMA!
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