okay, but my whole point is that 'other superstars' is not actually a sane category for what we as humans generally usually look like at his actual age

like, comparisons to george actual fucking clooney, long time Most Beautiful Man in the World winner, speak to people's standards that people in showbiz should be inhumanely well-preserved and always Done Up

also, being an alcoholic sucks and whatever else he's done, I hope he finds a reason to climb out of that hole before he's buried in it