One of the only times I got really, seriously drunk my father had to come pick me up because I lost my cab fare in the bar. And while we were walking to his car I saw this furry-sex-themed shop window. I'm not even sure what they were selling but they had someone in a bed and someone approaching the bed wearing a tiger mask. Granted that would be funny to me sober but drunk it just blew my mind and I was standing there yelling "What is that? No, really, what the hell is that?" with my dad trying to get me to stop pointing and yelling and walk. Fortunately there wasn't much in the neighborhood but other bars with equally drunk people coming out of them so nobody cared that I was yelling at two in the morning.