107. I'm going to pretend this was written by my math teacher this year who never gave us back our tests on time, because it amuses me greatly to imagine.

128. *squint* Mr. Collins, right? Yo, my Euro class was watching the BBC version near the end of the year, and I swear to god, we started laughing every time there was a shot of him. It wouldn't be too bad having someone like him as a husband, as long as the Lady Catherine surrogate wasn't as... Lady Catherine-like.