Back when I was in my early 20s, I helped a guy with a cast on his arm load groceries into his car in a relatively busy parking lot. He thanked me, but then he made what I thought was a really snide, shitty, and crude remark about how Ted Bundy lured so many women to their deaths by pretending to be disabled so they'd feel sorry for him and offer help. He actually had this look on his face like, "Are you SCARED, girlie???"
It REALLY fucking pissed me off that he would even think to say something so fucking callous to ANYONE who had just helped him, so I showed him the loaded gun in my purse and said, "Maybe *I* look for smartassed disabled people to kill after pretending to help them."
The expression on, and complete color drain out of his face, was TOTALLY worth my actions and I would do it again in a fucking New York minute. And believe me, I do NOT take my ownership of a firearm lightly or play it as a joke. I feel he learned his fucking lesson.
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It REALLY fucking pissed me off that he would even think to say something so fucking callous to ANYONE who had just helped him, so I showed him the loaded gun in my purse and said, "Maybe *I* look for smartassed disabled people to kill after pretending to help them."
The expression on, and complete color drain out of his face, was TOTALLY worth my actions and I would do it again in a fucking New York minute. And believe me, I do NOT take my ownership of a firearm lightly or play it as a joke. I feel he learned his fucking lesson.
Asshole. (the guy, not you, OP)