You'd be surprised what I would do for a full tank of gas, and I don't even have a car. That's gold, baby, GOLD!

I liked the Harry Potter books enough (not my favorite series ever, but enough that I finished it. I usually have trouble finishing series I like, let alone ones that frustrate me), but the movies? Yikes. I checked out when Hermione had better hair than I do.

No, you'll start out with a video of a mime performing movement disorders and then a Willow/Xander shipping AMV.