ext_154648 ([identity profile] gethenian.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets 2008-07-08 03:04 am (UTC)

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Yes, but loving John Malkovich more than one's spouse is comparable to loving God more than one's spouse. He's a quasi-religious experience that defies all human boundaries of loyalty and gender.

Also, ways not to win an election but keep everyone's attention which is just as good: Past a photo of his face to a cantaloupe and stick it on the podium and proceed to ignore it for the entirety of your speech, then take it off when you go.

It didn't work, but they were talking about it for MONTHS.

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