I didn’t think Robert Carlyle counted as unattractive until a coworker and I were comparing celebrity crushes and she went “ew, I don’t get it.” It’s not like he’s attractive in everything he’s done, I certainly don’t think he’s good looking as Begbie or Hitler. Then again, I couldn’t tell a couple of her crushes apart; they were bog-standard 20-something babyfaced blond white dudes.