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Haha yes, definitely stings in the eyes, but not the butt lol.

I mean, of course if you have regular lube available then use that, but hair conditioner isn't particularly different than actual lube, ingredient-wise (again, the type I buy; I'm sure there are others out there that maybe wouldn't be so great) and definitely better than spit or cake frosting or mustard (I've actually seen both of those in fics).