132: This secret makes me so very, very happy in ways I can't adequately understand or explain. I think it's the use of the phrase "you have to be blind or delusional to think this man likes anything but cock". For the next month I'm going to think that sentence at random moments and start giggling.

168: A-FUCKING-MEN!

170: Aw love, I'm in almost the exact same situation (University in three weeks...help!). *holds out arms* Hug?