Dude. Glasses suck. it's a pain ion the ass to depend on something that is a) super breakable and b) not actually attached to your head. I can't hawk a big ol spitball out the window or headbang without taking them off, or do ANY sort jerky head movements, becasue if they break, I'm out about a hundred fucking dollars.

Get a pair of fakes if it bugs you that much. And give me the money for lasik.

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