AYRT—heh, I’m in coastal southern California, I have a couple of coffee plants doing just fine, although if I bothered harvesting berries I could maybe drink one cup of coffee a year. I’ve grown bananas, although not recently, and I’ve got a navel orange, a bog standard lemon, and an Australian finger lime tree (which is growing and flowering well but never seems to fruit; I think it needs more sun/heat) and a (for some reason, unhappy) tangerine. My “ooh, that looks awesome” failure list so far includes wasabi, tea, miracle fruit, and (they’re still hanging on and I hope they perk up now that Spring’s here) cocoa trees.