People trolling the Submissions Post:

Yes, we do know you're doing it, and we do know who. Hi there.

Here's a polite request that you stop submitting pointless, non-fandom related secrets because

A) they will not cause the wank you want with the people you want (and yes, we do know who they are, too), since they won't be posted anyway
B) it only makes it harder for the mods, who have to sort through all of them and mark them all down not!fandom or not!secret before we post
C) it will cause wank with people you do not want wank with, namely, us
D) we can probably report your IPs and usernames to LJ for premeditated organized harrassment

So, please stop. Thank you! (:

Since we've got a bunch of purposely doing-it-wrong secrets (of every variety!) handy, I thought we might as well. Special tutorial post, go!


⌈ What NOT to Do ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain really bad Photoshop.

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Notes:

Possibly more, but I got tired of looking.

As a note, yes, they did apologize and stopped. Thank you for that. (And no, we won't tell you who they were.) Might as well put these to use though, right?

ETA: Yes, regular post going to be up later today.

Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

⌈ Secret Post #393 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 18 pages, 450 secrets from Secret Submission Post #057.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, [ 1 2 3 ] not!secrets, [ 1 2 ] not!fandom, [ 1 2 ] too big, [ 1 ] personal attack, [ 1 2 ] wtf?
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Sunday, February 3rd, 2008.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.