By the way, I suggest you read this manga (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/manga.php?id=8150) You might take yourself a little less seriously, and hopefully learn something.

And believe it or not, I'm a proud gay man, and even I don't have your mindset. I have heard of cases in which female yaoi fans hate on female characters to (supposedly) emulate gay men. Is this so for you, or are you simply not creative enough to take the female out of the picture without bashing her?

There's always yuri.