11.) Sometimes older men can be sexy too =3

14.) Amen, man. (I think it's like.... Ronald MacDonald.... in goth make-up)

16.) With all the fangirls of BNFs waging war on anything that dare opposes their hero, you COULD start up an army. _{the first place you should stage an incursion is Washington DC and get the evil Shrub out of the White House}