104. Huh. Maybe that's what bothered me about that book. I remember the prose being five hundred times better than Twilight but there being no way in hell that I'd ever read it again because it depressed me horribly the one time I read it.

149. Since the point I was going to make has already been mentioned by other people, which is that your friends aren't bad writers because they're virgins but because they're bad writers, I'm just going to use this icon and then go see about experiencing some gay male sex somehow like 90% of the rest of slashers supposedly have to.