Jesus. If you really are asexual, you should know that ragging on people for their sexuality is a shitty thing to do. There's no need to pull the out the "oh people who have sex a lot are ALL GOING TO GET STDS THOSE SLUTS LOLOLOL" straw man. It's so fucking juvenile.

If you don't want people to bother YOU about your lack of a sex life, maybe you should stop judging other people about their sex lives! What a concept.