I don't really give a shit about your sexual preference -- why do you give a shit what gets women off? Nobody's fooling themselves that the slash we write/draw/enjoy bears any more resemblance to gay male relationships than lezbo porn being fapped to by a bunch of basement-dwellers actually resembles real lesbian couples. People write porn about *my* sexual preference all the time, and I don't cry about it or feel like I'm being invalidated or marginalized somehow...it just means that your sexual preference has hit the mainstream. Isn't that what everyone wants? Congratulations!

tl;dr -- I get my jollies through slash, so fuck off.