Oh, contacts! There's a larp I want to play where you get more costuming points for color changing contacts (purple, gold, white-out, etc) so I want to get purple contacts but I've never worn contacts before and the optometrist during my last eye exam was really unhelpful. Ma'am, I wanted a prescription I could take to an online specialty contact store and all you did was send me an email saying "We won't be able to provide you with color changing contacts" and like, YEAH I KNOW!? I didn't ask you too? Just tell me what I need to tell the contact sellers!? But now I probably won't play that game anyway so I'm not going to invest in purple contacts.