NAYRT - Huh, yeah, this is well articulated, and ITA. (Though like you, I also never told anyone to DIAF, back when that was a thing people said. I think I only ever used to be hyperbolic about something that was annoying me, like, "Gah, this essay I have to write/the ants in my kitchen/liver meat/the garbage truck that makes noise outside my house every single morning needs to DIAF."